Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
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dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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