the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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