Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
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Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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