i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
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I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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