So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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