Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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