Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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