if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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