Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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