apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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