ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
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I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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