That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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