Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
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Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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