forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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