This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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