quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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