S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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