It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
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I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
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He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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