yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
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