There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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