You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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