I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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