It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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