we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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