That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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