Just mADE A PArabola og urine
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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