just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
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The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
True strength comes from lack of pants
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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