i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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