A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
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I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
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Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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