idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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