I showed him my bush... on skype.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
