I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
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I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
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Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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