i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
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Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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