you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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