my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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