Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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