Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
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We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
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Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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