why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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