Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
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I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
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all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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