okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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