this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
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