i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Randomize
