You work out of a Hotel?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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