i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
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It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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