I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
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I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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