Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
This house was built for laser tag.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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