So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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