Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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