..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
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he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.