I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
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i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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