So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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