oh god the rape fog is back!
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
