piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
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Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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