dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
