I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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