is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
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