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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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